How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
I seriously can’t wait for colder weather.
Sweaters, jeans, boots, bonfires, drinking hot chocolate, Halloween, leaves falling.
I’m so excited.
Lets not forget deer season everybody.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
This is bullshit I did this shit for 3yrs and got dumped for doing all of it so YEP(via errrinvia)
In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:
- cuddle and never stop
- hold my hand everywhere we go
- eat gross amounts of food with me
- go on adventures
- wake me up with kisses
- make blanket forts